The Terrible Fucking Movies Meme
Here is a lovely meme that I have compiled of some of the worst movies out there. These movies have nothing redeeming about them and have completely destroyed your ability to think critically or to grasp upper division Math or Science concepts. Can’t understand fractals? Well then, you shouldn’t have watched Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century when you were twelve.

Having seen a lot of these movies is not something to brag about, and the scoring will reflect that. Now, if your favorite movie of all time appears on this list, don’t worry! You just have awful taste in film, that’s all! Go learn how to appreciate actual art, you prostitute! But seriously: only a handful of these movies I actually bitterly despise (Yes you Walk Hard), most are on here because they are ridiculous or are TV movies. If you missed out on these movies, you’ve missed out on a slice of culture. Even if that culture includes one of my favorite movies (which will lower your IQ immensely): The Creature from the Haunted Sea.

Note: I only put movies on here that I have seen, be it in full or only in part (because many of these are terrible fucking movies) or over and over again (because some of these are my favorite movies ever). So many, many terrible movies are probably missing from this list. If you do this meme, and you would like to add a movie or seven (ostensibly because you’ve seen more movies based on Anne Rice books that I have… ) go right on ahead, these are merely the movies that jumped out at me when I was thinking of right on bad movies.

The Terrible Fucking Movies Meme, The Rules

1. Post these rules
2. Check off the movies you’ve seen with an “x” or some other demarcation.
3. Record the number in each section in the “Total Out of” section. Remember: each movie counts as -1 Point!
4. See what you’ve scored in the scoring section at the bottom
5. At the end of the post tag like, seven people or something, some number.

AND FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN TERRIBLE MOVIES TO THE LIST!!

Sequels, or “Again with this movie?”
( ) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones
( ) Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith
( ) Jaws 2
( ) Jaws 3
( ) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
( ) Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
( ) Grease 2
( ) Shrek 2
( ) Shrek 3
( ) Saw 2
( ) Saw 3
( ) Saw 4
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) Rocky 2-16 (if you think I am listing all of the fucking Rocky movies… )
( ) Spiderman 3
( ) Spy Kids 2
( ) Spy Kids 3
Total out of -18:

Straight to video sequels to popular animated movies
( ) Tarzan 2
( ) Mulan 2
( ) Cinderella 2
( ) Cinderella 3
( ) Balto 2
( ) Balto 3
( ) Balto 4
( ) The Return of Jafar
( ) Aladdin and the King of Thieves
( ) The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2
Total out of -10:

Like OMG SCARY!
( ) Signs
( ) Christine
( ) Saw
( ) Nightwatch (With Ewan MacGregor)
( ) The Langoliers
( ) Secret Window
( ) Blacula
( ) Scream Blacula Scream
( ) Queen of the Damned
( ) Suburbia (1984)
( ) Slither
( ) The Creature from the Haunted Sea
( ) A Bucket of Blood
Total out of -13:

Comedy?
( ) Water Boys
( ) Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
( ) Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
( ) Little Nicky
( ) Head (1968)
( ) Meet the Spartans
( ) Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
( ) Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
( ) Licensed to Wed
( ) Real Genius
( ) Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
( ) Innerspace
( ) Help!
( ) History of the World, Part I
( ) What’s Up Tiger Lily?
( ) Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
( ) What’s New Pussycat?
( ) Kangaroo Jack
Total out of -18:

Disney!
( ) Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
( ) Zenon: The Zequel
( ) Luck of the Irish (2001)
( ) Cars
( ) Not Quite Human
( ) Wish Upon a Star
( ) Smart House
( ) Halloweentown
( ) Halloweentown II
( ) Halloweentown High
( ) Return to Halloweentown
( ) Cadet Kelly
( ) Under Wraps
( ) Tarzan (“Hello, my name is Phil Collins. I am here to make Disney movies completely unwatchable.” )
( ) Alley Cats Strike
( ) Up, Up and Away
( ) Ratatouille
Total out of -17:

Family, Classic or Drama (or all three)
( ) Doctor Doolittle (1967, Rex Harrison is physically incapable of singing)
( ) Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang!
( ) Muppet Treasure Island
( ) The Muppet Christmas Carol
( ) The Thief of Baghdad
( ) Tom Thumb
( ) Chicken Run
( ) The Golden Voyage of Sinbad
( ) Caesar and Cleopatra
( ) The Dark Crystal
( ) Nowhere in Africa (Nirgendwo in Afrika)
( ) Titanic
( ) Mostly Martha (Bella Martha)
Total out of -13:

Action?
( ) 300
( ) Troy
( ) Alexander (2004)
( ) Battle Royale
( ) Battle Royale 2
( ) The Matrix
( ) Barbarella
( ) Smokin’ Aces
( ) Desperado
( ) Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2
( ) Grindhouse: Planet Terror & Deathproof
( ) Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
( ) Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
( ) Patriot Games (You haven’t seen this movie as many times as I have)
Total Out of -14:

The Very Worst Movie of All Time (-1000 points)
( ) The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

Your Terrible Fucking Movies Score:
Score:
0 to -20 = Congratulations, one day you may recover from seeing ‘Cadet Kelly’!
-21 to -40 = Hey, watch out, those sequels add up you know!
-41 to -60 = Uh oh... Pull up, pull up!
-61 to -80 = Sigh.
-81 to -103 = …So did you watch /all/ of Meet the Spartans or what?
Over -1000 = How awful was Umbrellas of Cherbourg?

AND FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN TERRIBLE MOVIES TO THE LIST!!

I Tag:
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